So.. you wanna know how my day went?
This is one of those ... Don't you hate it when moments we have shared in the past on my blog.. this happened yesterday. Here is some of the conversation I had with a friend on chat on facebook.
Friend: so what have u been doing all day ?
Me:OH MAN!
are you sure, I mean POSITIVE you want to know?
Friend:
okay !! maybe not .LOL sure go ahead !!
I have time
Me:
your sure you wanna hear this? it's almost dinner time!
Friend:
start
Me
first off, I had to take Robbie to school
because the car he drives ... an OLD 87 Mercedes
we have had for about 4 years
went on the Fritz
That is IT"S name btw Fritz.
Friend:
aaaaa
Me:
not why you think though!
Friend:
well why then? !!
Me:
we got the car the same day that my Dad's best friend Fritz Joss died, he was the German man that owned the Heidelberg in Warsaw, so we named the old German car after him.
Friend:
ohh okay !!I do remeber
Me:
so anyway, I kid about it now and say it was the right name now since it's been "On the Fritz" a lot lately.
Friend:
LOL
Me:
So... after taking him to school I had to run to the store and ...
when I get back... MY car didn't want to start!!
Friend:
opps
Me:
after about 10 tries I got it to run and hurry home to walk with Cindy. So...
I walked 5 miles with Cindy and some how pulled a muscle in my arch of my foot
Friend:
crap!! OH!!!
Me: I get home I get my shower and get ready to go to the bank, but
I dawdle and put off going to the bank until it's getting late, I was waiting for the laundry to finish washing. After I get that done I hurry out the door
get in the car and about half a mile down the road kept smelling dog "poo"
I pull over and sure enough I had stepped in some
Friend:
hahahahhaa
Me:
NOT
NOT, NOT funny!!!
lol
Friend:
ur funny
Me:
I try to scrape it off as best I could since I was late to get to the bank and tried to continue on but kept gagging I had the windows down and it didn't help so I turned around and went home . I
got out and found the area that my "dang" neighbors dog had "messed" in and piled pine cones and stuff around it so no one else would do the same
Friend:
hahahaha... ur full of it!
Me:
wait a minute.. "I'm" full of it huh?
Friend:
well ru ?
Me:
maybe I WON'T tell you the rest of the story
Friend:
this better be true
Me:
It is man it's how I live, one episode after another of the darnedest stuff happening to me all the time so I go and scrape my sandal as best I can off in a weedy area then
go in the house and wash them... gagging the whole time and thankful I hadn't eaten lunch...
then the fun part comes of cleaning out my car
my son in law had vacuumed my car back in July while he had it for a week and took my rugs out... of course that meant the CARPET had dog poo ground into it
I get that cleaned out and move on to the gas and break petal.. gag... gagging the whole time because of course you KNOW they are textured and the "Poo" has now been embedded into all the nooks and crannies of the stupid things
Friend:
still laugh out loud !!
Me: Gee ..... Thanks.... anyway,
I have to go and find an old tooth brush to get the rest out and get it finally all clean and I take the stuff back in the house to through the things away and put the carpet cleaner back under the sink
Wash my hands probably THREE times
Friend:
they make rubber gloves for that kind of thing you know !!
Me:
shut up
Friend:
Why
what's wrong with that!!
Me:
you wanna hear the REST of this story or not? I mean... lol it's not done yet!
Friend:
okay , LOL
Me: What's wrong with that?
I meant dont remind me that if I had taken the time to go out to the garage I COULD have found some rubber gloves that Cal uses for working on the car.... so ... shut up!
Friend:
haha
Me:
ANY way
Friend:
OKAY
Me:
man.. I am shaking my head now
WHY.. didn't "I" think of that?
I didn't even consider it till you just mentioned the rubber gloves darn it!
where were you when I needed your input?
huh? LOL
you were waiting and holding all that good advice till after the fact weren't you?
Friend:
Well..
yes LOL
Me:
So... I get the gagging done, got my hands washed. all the cleaning supplies put away and NOW I am REALLY late for what I was suppose to do
I go out the door, see my car door is open and remembered I had just left everything in the car because I was going to be leaving again and pull the door shut... just as it clicks I remember darn it!! the keys!! I had taken them out of the car to open the door and they are NOW laying on the kitchen counter
there... NOW I bet your really laughing
Friend:
yupper
got tears in eyes
Me:
to top it off... the spare keys we usually have hung out in the woods in our back yard had begun to grow into the tree and Cal had taken them down to replace the way he had them hung up... guess where they were? yup.. laying on that SAME counter
LUCKY for me, it was cool and breezy out today
I have no way of going anywhere
no way in to the house
Cindy had already left to take her mother to the doctors
I live in the middle of no where,
we aren't on very good terms with the next door neighbor because of the dogs in the first place and ALL of this happened because of their darn dogs
so I sit in my car, lucky I had still had the window down because of the smell and a breeze was able to come in
Friend:
man when it rains it pours .. u have had the worst luck !! but funny ....
Me:
I text-ed Cal, and he's an hour away at work. [Lucky I had left my phone in the car!]
he gets to where he can call me and finds out what has happened
I was upset and in tears but laughing about it all too. so frustrated!
He gets home in record time because Norfolk traffic hasn't started to slow things down so he's my hero and I am so glad to see him! he saved me!
from 3 hours of waiting for him to get home
there... end of story
Friend:
yeah hip hip huraaa
Me:
see I told you it was a bad day
Friend:
nope a funny 1
Me:
if you like to read funny things that happened to me go to my blog and find on the right hand side the heading 'the stories on this blog' and read some of the funnier ones, there's some that aren't funny though.
Friend:
but this was very funny !!
Me: So... I've got to go but
have a good night
Friend:
k byee